“Uh, right. Woman.” He looked at me like he didn’t remember my name, either. “You’re in college, right?” “I just finished my first year of med school at Tufts,” I said. “I’m working on my DVM.” He blinked. “Isn’t that motor vehicles?” “Doctor of Veterinary Medicine.” “No s**t?” We danced, and the photographer wove his way around the room snapping pictures with every step. “I think Ben and the black chick—what’s her name?” “Jally,” I said. “It’s short for Jalaypina.” He didn’t seem to get that, either. “Yeah, whatever. I think they hooked up last night.” “Really?” I didn’t tell him I thought they were heading for the great horizontal, too. “Yeah. Now Chas, he wouldn’t’ve done that.” “Well, last night, no,” I said. “I mean, it’s traditional that the bride and groom don’t see each

