"I'll keep that in mind for my yenta duties," she said.
"Looking into a new career?"
"You're my first test subject," she said. "If it goes as well as I expect, I'll go pro and leave the precious little fifth-graders behind. Help all the gay men I meet find their soul mates."
If only it were that easy.
"More power to you, sister," Ace said.
"So, you should come over for the open house next Sunday," she said, as if the decision were already made. "See the final transformation and then tell me all about your dream guy."
"I don't know, sweetie," he said. "You guys are going to be awfully busy getting ready for the open house, and my love life is hardly a priority on your to-do list."
"Oh please, it's my new favorite priority," she said. "All my friends are already married, so there's no
