I woke up with my alarm clock screaming at me. I usually don't set my alarm because I can for the most part get up on my own, but when I have to wake up for something important, I try to set it. I slammed the damn thing, five seconds away from throwing the thing across the room. I got out of my bed and looked at my phone to see that it was 5:30. I threw it on my bed and ran to the bathroom.
What's the whole f*****g point of a damn alarm clock if it doesn't wake you up on time. I got into the shower and did everything I was supposed to do including shaving my legs.
And other parts.
When I got out, let me just say, I felt amazing. I don't know what it is about shaving, every time you do it afterwards you feel like you're walking on a cloud. I dried off and looked into the mirror. I have b
