Chapter Twenty Seven
Sam
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After Jeannie cleared up and Rhett sauntered off like the haughty childish bugger he was, I knew I needed a shower. I could smell cow on me, and it wasn't the finest aroma I'd ever smelled. I would say the whole experience had turned me into a vegetarian, being up close and personal to an animal. But I knew by the end of the day I'd be ready for a skyscraper high pile of beef in a bread bun. Relish optional. Tarquin and Donna were still on their romantic date, not exactly a gondola ride in Venice but at least they were making something of my hair brained idea to come out here.
And I did feel a little bad, that the early days of their budding relationship were spent helping me find the photos, so I didn't look like the mess my parents, and my sister, we
