Chapter 1Damn. Doesn’t the higher power in the universe realize that gods of Asgard are supposed to be smarter than the humans of Midgard? Or is it just my erroneous belief? I feel as if I have forgotten myself. Separated from something important I should be remembering, as if this is a warning. What psychological manipulation played upon me has made me feel one cheeseburger short of a Happy Meal? I, Loki of Asgard, enjoy messing with people’s minds. It’s what I do. I’d apologize for it, but we both know I wouldn’t be sincere. I’d also say that I hate it when someone tries to make a mockery of me, but we know that would also be a lie. I do enjoy the game. Right now, my objective is to make it from my hotel room to the airport to save someone who looks quite a bit like me. Or, I should s

