Zultan stood in front of the judge with Yayis. “Hello, Leon! How are you today?” He waved at him with both hands, grinning. The judge gritted his teeth, throwing his hammer at Zultan. “DON’T CALL ME BY MY REAL NAME MID-COURT! INSOLENT CHILD!” Zultan caught the hammer and licked it. “Ah! Your sweat is so salty! I like it. It’s almost as salty as you are, my love!” “I HATE YOU!” “No, I know you love me. I love you too.” Leon pushed his white hair behind his pointed ears and slapped the desk. “What the hell did you do this time, you goddamn trouble-maker?” Zultan laughed and sat on the fence. “Oh, my summoning was naughty! He killed a teacher.” He sat Yayis in his lap. “But look at this tomato. Do you seriously think he can kill an ant? He doesn’t even know how to have s*x. The poor t

