AVA “Oh. My. God.” “Keep your voice down,” I said hastily. “Ava, oh my God! How did this even happen? I mean, I knew you two were probably getting it on —congrats on landing yourself a silver fox, by the way— but oh my God.” “Would you please calm down? I’m dealing with a lot right now and you’re seriously freaking me out.” “Okay, okay.” Cindy took a deep breath, her exhale crackling over the phone’s speaker. “You’re sure it’s his?” “Yes, but…” I huffed, racking my brain for answers. “Every time we had s*x we used protection, so I don’t understand how I could be pregnant.” “Maybe you’re the next Virgin Mary.” “Ha ha,” I grumbled dryly. “You know I’m kidding. Contraceptives aren’t a hundred percent effective. Especially if you’re only using one kind.” “I can’t believe this is happeni

