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While returning home after the birthday gift issue, Uncle Bull got a call from his wife crazy Nany.
She shouted at him.
“You the i***t, what did you try to present to Tiny Rose?”
“Oh honey, it was a mistake, a wrongly collected stuff. I returned it to the courier office and collected mine, the magic tab. I have already presented it to Tiny Rose. Now she is happy.”
“But I believe you supposed to present this awesome gift to that fancy-ass? But by mystically you give it to Tiny Rose, right?”
“Which fancy-ass? You mean the grandmother of Tiny Rose, Madam Sofia??”
“Yeah, you know exactly what I mean! You the reckless cat still running behind your lust?”
Uncle Bull heard that voice like a thunderbolt. He got shivered.
“Honey, what hell are you talking about? That was a mistake. I told you.” Uncle Bull tried to justify his mistake in a humble voice. “That was a wrongly collected parcel. I got a mistake when I collected it from the courier office, nothing else. Leave that poor lady who is a devotee of Christ. Don’t make any allegation on her.”
When Uncle Bull said these words about Madam Sofia, the grandmother of Tiny Rose, he remembered her lusty smile and birthday invitation.
“She is an erotic flower whom everybody wants to nibble.” Uncle Bull said in mind and smiled.
“Yeah, I know she is devotee, the real devotee of Satan not Christ,” Nany shouted. “Let me come home. The rest we will discuss there. Now I am in the middle of the symposium.”
Nany’s angry voice rose again and again.
“Welcome you the holy ass who come to bless me.” Uncle Bull yelled back.
His blood pressure rose. Angrily he applied more force on the accelerator, the car roared and ran like a bullet.
“Madam Sofia doesn’t play with pagan toys.” He shouted back Nany. “In fact she is planning to go on a pilgrimage to Canterbury. She is a Holy Lady having vast knowledge of theology. Do you know that?”
“I know, she has vast knowledge, not in theology but Lustology.” Angrily Nany disconnected the phone.
The issue that happened accidentally and made this scene made poor Uncle Bull so worried.
Because Nany is a hard flame, cannot manage easily. Especially when she gets the issues of ladies related to Uncle Bull, there is no compromise.
She will burn him alive. But Uncle Bull, the warrior fighting for his freedom from her castle horror, is not ready to surrender.
“What I should do with this Dracula Lady? Really she is trouble like a smoking volcano.” He said to himself and called his friend Kimbler, a retired cop.
Kimbler heard the story and laughed loudly.
“What did you do with that pagan toy?” Kimbler asked
“I returned it to its owner, a sister named Lara Parrott.”
“A sister, you mean a nun?”
“I don't know which devil it is.”
“OK. Don’t worry. I have the best remedy to treat your wife’s crazy illness. You come to the Garden café. I will be there.”
Uncle Bull diverted his car to Garden café, a place of their gathering.
The initial sign of the winter had appeared already. Uncle Bull happily looked to the white foliage made by the early fallen snow dust.
“Yeah, winter has come with Snowy owls and gees have departed.” He said to himself enjoying the sights of winter while waiting for Kimbler at the cafe.
But he couldn't enjoy it well as he was burning in trouble made by Nany.
Soon, Mr. Kimbler came there.
He ordered coffee for them and asked Uncle Bull. “So she doesn’t believe you, right?”
Uncle Bull turned his face to Kimbler with a harsh look and said.
“Tell me what would be your remedy to treat this Dracula Lady. I am fed up and tired of her harassment. As she is the daughter of the devil, I believe no remedy can cure her.” Uncle Bull said unhappily.
“This is a psychological problem. She needs the medicine that clears consoling her mind. I have the best medicine for that. It will clear entire wrong things from her mind such as anxieties, temper, fear, doubt, etc., and refresh her mind like a newborn child. But it is a narcotic product. Need to handle it very carefully.”
“Doesn’t matter, sometimes we are getting help from the devil that we can’t expect from an angel. So, let us go ahead with this medicine.” Uncle Bull gave the green signal to proceed.
After the coffee, Kimbler asked Uncle Bull to come along with him to a place.
On the way, they met Captain Randy, a retired military officer and a member of their gang. Captain Randy was preparing for the coming winter fishing.
Kimbler explained Uncle Bull’s sad story to Randy.
“Yeah, I know she is a hot chilly.” Captain Randy said. “Let us take her to the newly started s*x clinic of therapist Guru Hema Saxony. She can handle this type of case easily. She is a famous hermit having extraordinary healing power. She has a special divine therapy called Kama Sutra therapy, which will stimulate and purify mind and body.”
“Taking her to a s*x therapist..? That is impossible my dear.” Uncle Bull said. “If you say the word s*x in front of her, she will kick you like a wild boar.” Uncle Bull made a sigh of depression and continued. “Now, she is a holy devotee of God who conducts prayer meets and Rosary fest. So, let us forget about treating this beast, which is an impossible task. Nobody can correct her as long as she stays in the holy den of God. Let us have some fun with this Guru, the therapist doing Kama Sutra. How is she? Is she booty and busty? Uh..?”
“Yes, she has dancing melons and swaying buttocks,” Randy said.
Uncle Bull’s eyes opened happily, his gloomy look disappeared so quickly. “If so, let us go there for the therapy that awakens the veins and brain?”
“Yeah, But, don’t you want your bird to calm down?” Kimbler asked
“Where is such a remedy that can cure the devil?” Uncle Looked at both.
“We head to the den of a devil to get it,” Kimbler replied.
Kimbler’s car ran along the sandy plain by the notorious Bikini Beach which was abandoned due to a tidal wave tragedy that took many lives.
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