The Viagra of devil

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The people who were spending time in the park noticed Uncle Bull’s funny marathon run and his announcement of great achievement.

“What? Stop there. Let us know what happened.” Randy said.

They reached beside him. Uncle Bull stopped running and turned towards them.

“Nothing happened more than this” Uncle Bull showed them the erection that projecting inside his trouser. “Look, I have possessed a challenging achievement, the great 90-degree…!”

“Oh my God. He gained it..! Fantastic! Well done my boy, well done. How did you do this horrible magic? “Captain Randy asked with a surprised expression. Others amazingly stared at it.

“A Mexican chick blessed me.” Uncle Bull told them. “You cats go and look for that holy ass roaming beside the pond.”

“Who is that bloody ass?” Randy asked.

“A Mexican chick having tinkling melons and gigantic buttock blessed me with a satanic stimulation by showering the flowers of lust over me.”

“That is amazing news..! Then where is this holy chick?” Captain Randy asked.

“She might be near the pound by blessing some d***s. Go and get her. She will stimulate all of you terribly. Excuse me, I will be back soon.”

Uncle Bull ran quickly to his nearby house. In the meantime, others rushed to the pond side to see that Mexican chick that energized Uncle Bull.

Uncle Bull entered the house and searched for his wife Crazy Nany. She was in the backyard with some nuns, the visitors from the convent. As Nany is a botanist, she has a garden of varieties of plants. Planting and nursing plants are her main hobby. While Nany was introducing her newly planted tropical vegetable plants to the visitors, she heard Uncle Bull’s victory voice from the house.

He called her loudly.

“Nany, the crazy spirit, where are you the hell? I am blessed by the holy Papa, Satan. Come up here for the holy mass of salvation.”

“Who is that?” When the nuns heard the voice of Uncle Bull from the house, one of them asked Nany.

“This is the voice of Anti-Christ accompanying Satan. Don’t mind. Come on, let’s continue our business. I will show you some more interesting plants.”

Uncle Bull entered the kitchen. He heard Nany’s vanity voice and vulgar laughing from the backyard. He thought Nany was on the phone. So, suddenly, he opened the kitchen door and showed his great achievement by stripping down the trouser a little.

The gigantic view of his 90-degree magic that happened after several years, exposed well in front of Nany and her visitors as a holy miracle..!

“Oh my God…!” Uncle Bull heard these words of amazement from different throats with different tones.

The sisters from the convent spending time with Nany in the courtyard watched that miracle appeared in front of them with a smile and enjoyed the show very well.

Uncle Bull who made the performance, got upset and immediately turned back and quit the spot.

In the next moment, the poor hero, Uncle Bull, lost his 90-degree achievement like a vanishing illusion.

“Oh my God. What a s**t all of these? I am f****d up.” He murmured.

He came to the reading room with a deep sigh of disappointment and sat down there silently. He didn’t care about the loss of 90-degree. Because, he had something more serious than this, facing the devil, the holy angel Nany..!

Uncle Bull said himself. “As she is the devotee of God, this incident will be a big sin for this b***h. So, I can expect a severe punishment like praying on the knee for hours or reading the bible the entire night or cleaning a sanitarium of the leprosy patients, etc…,”

Uncle Bull was waiting in the reading room for the call of the magistrate, the crazy Nany, for the trial and punishment.

Soon, he heard Nany’s voice. But that was not as rude as he expected.

“Honey…. I have made a cocktail for you.” A sweet voice…! He could not believe it.

“What is this? Is this b***h joking? If so, the punishment will be so severe.” He said to himself and went down.

“Come here, I am here in the bedroom.” She called from the bedroom.

Still, Uncle Bull was in confusion. As he knows the nature of crazy Nany very well, he couldn’t believe her that lovely romantic voice.

He entered the bedroom.

A pleasant smell welcomed him. Colorful candles were burning with aroma. She was in a red nighty having a look of romance.

“Honey, as you are celebrating your 70th birthday today, I have made a special cocktail of romance. Come on; let’s celebrate this day to be happy.” She said in a sweet voice.

“Oh my God, this b***h is ready for the Colombian circus. But now I don’t have the bullet to fire! My gun is empty. What I will do to save my ass from this piranha?” Uncle Bull said himself and called God and Satan together for help.