Jogging early in the morning? Bliss. Crow deciding to use you as his toilet early in the morning? Not so much. After a long time, I planned to go for a run in the morning as I realized my abs were getting out of shape. Abs? Okay, let me just take a moment to laugh at myself. I meant flabs. Okay, now you can take a moment to laugh at me. Plus, it was a public holiday. One of the greatest advantages of living in India is that you get a holiday even when you are nowhere near to celebrating that festival. Jai hind! So with my amazing Reeboks, black running shorts and blue sweat shirt, my favourite playlist playing in my ears, I was out. And now currently I have a really ugly brown and white and some other color I cannot define crap on my cute sweat shirt (thank you little crow, I wi

