Easing this human into our rules was going to be the cardio workout of the century. I took my first step toward the bed, prepared for the challenge ahead—only to be met with the most ungodly sound I had ever heard. A long, echoing, room-vibrating fart. My entire body stiffened. And then the smell hit me. A foul mix of decay and iron filled the room, thick enough to make even my mother inhale sharply in disgust. Blood. I swallowed back my reaction, forcing my expression to remain neutral as my mind raced with irritation and confusion. Why the hell did her fart smell like blood? I resisted the urge to cover my nose and instead reached out, placing a steady hand on her shoulder, keeping my tone calm and maternal. “Good morning, Luna Mishele. It’s time to wake up.” She groaned, shif

