James Humming to myself, I spoon hot oil over hissing, spitting potatoes and parsnips, then open the oven door to slide the dish back in. A towel around each hand I ease the dish in above the roast resting on the bottom shelf. Somewhere in the background, a phone rings. Damn… The heat is already penetrating the towels and I slap the door closed then blow on glowing fingers. The phone is still ringing… Mobile? No, landline… I step smartly through to the lounge. As I reach the phone, it subsides into silence. They’ll ring back if it was important… And from somewhere, my mobile goes off. Mobile… I swing around… Where’d I put the damn thing? The ringing is from beyond the door. Following the tone I track it, locate it back in the kitchen and wrap fingers around just as it clicks

