She's a Weeb
326 Words
I sit down next to my mother on our navy couch while the seven boys sit on the miss matched pearl white couch opposite to us.
"M-Mum... What's the meaning of this...?!" I harshly whisper to her, but the scary boy with the black hair and piercings hears me.
"You've hired us, that's it. Are you that thick?" He glares at me as I shrink away behind my mother. He looks like he's gonna’ kill me in my sleep...
"But I thought that... you could order only one boy, why are there seven?"
"You can order more than one, if you've got the money." A boy with blonde hair and light blue eyes winks at me, a lollipop in his mouth.
"How much was it...?" The same boy took the candy out of his mouth and pondered over it for a little bit.
"Should've been about $7000."
"WHAT!?" I scream loudly, too many zeros to contemplate.
An intelligent looking boy with chocolate brown hair in a ponytail wipes his glasses with an extremely expensive looking cloth. "$1000 each boy. 7 times 1000, do the math."
I put my head in my hands, extremely depressed. This wasn't only utterly embarrassing—but I don't think I've had this much social interaction in the latest years of my life.
"Look, we know you would've rather spent it on clothes, or a haircut or something," A boy with obviously dyed ruffled blonde hair speaks up. "Or shoes, or a new-"
"MUM! THE LOVE LIVE MOVIE AND NISHIKINO MAKI CARDS JUST CAME OUT I THOUGHT YOU WERE GONNA GET ME TICKETS!!" I whine and whine, tears flowing out. My extreme love for Rishikino Naki prevailed over absolutely everything. As I sob and cry on the couch, the boys stare on in confusion.
All my mother does is pour orange juice into the boy's cups and sits back down.
"From your reaction, I'm assuming you've never been with an otaku before."
- Writer
