My Empire Investments interview is the definition of the word, disaster. After leaving the building, I splurge on a cab to Lucky Ladies. During the ride back, I dissect everything that happened. disasterFirst, there’s Caelin. Things went pretty well there… until the infamous chat about vampires and elementals. Second comes the HR minion, Prudence. She starts off by asking me to strip. Later on, she goes into evil cosplay mode, dressing up like a furry gladiator and trying to skewer me, shish kebab style. Third, some good stuff happens. I walk out of the building like a boss. And I didn’t have one hallucination. By rights, I should be freaking out. Normally, I live in the shadows. Today, I hit the spotlight for an interview with an odd CEO along and a loco HR lady. By this point, I shou

