COMMUNAL LIVING IS such a wonderful concept. Standing in the showers on Harry’s floor of the Men’s Residence, I wondered where else complete strangers could go to enjoy facilities such as these at no cost. Not that I was a complete stranger – this was practically my own backyard. But still, it was nice of them to leave things so open and accessible. If only they’d thought to throw in a nubile young female attendant...
Naturally, during my own term in the halls of academia, we would have gone that extra mile and organized our own nubile young female attendants. A practice which was generally frowned upon by those failed academics who had been relegated to supervise the student residences. These worthies tended to frown upon most things – drinking in the cafeteria, s****l experimentation on
