They say that revenge is a dish best served cold, but there is a pirate saying that is far more apt for situations such as these. Revenge is a dish to eat after you've slaughtered anyone and anything that's ever messed with you. And nick their stuff. Thirty two point four seconds later, Dragonbeard was on the deck of his rapidly disappearing ship, whilst Orangebeard, and most of the rest of his crew, were on the deck of The Rollicking Ruby in various states of injury and differing levels of consciousness, although that was pretty much the usual state of affairs anyway what with all the fights that went on over such things as finding out that someone had drunk your grog, realising that your carefully stashed supply of tobacco had been pilfered, or that you'd missed your turn drinking someo

