Chapter 16: Ashok
“First of all, f**k Danny,” Ashok said. “Second of all, I wish I could f**k Danny right about now. And third of all, how exactly is talking about Danny all the f*****g time supposed to be helping me forget about him?”
“I was just about to ask you the same question,” Erik said. “Seeing as how you brought him up. Again.”
“Have you met my friend?” Ashok asked the salesgirl behind the cosmetics counter. “The Most Logical Man in the World.”
“I just asked if he’s coming to the pageant,” Erik said. “You keep saying he’s talking about coming for the weekend.”
“It’s been almost three months. I doubt he’s gonna choose the weekend he’s guaranteed to find me in drag the most to come say hey.” Ashok turned his attention back to the salesgirl. “Would your boyfriend dump you for we
