“You’re not funny.”
ALLISON
I
cogitate all afternoon on how to put my idea into practice. When I think I’ve
drawn the outline, I call the girls to share my idea and get their thoughts.
“Are
you serious?” Amy exclaims. “I don’t know you anymore. I didn’t expect you’d
have the audacity to do such a thing. This is the most ludicrous idea I’ve ever
heard.”
“I
approve,” Zoe adds. “While I appreciated his humor last night, he deserves a
little drama in his life.”
“Yes,
well, I’ve seen no trace of humor this morning,” I grumble.
“I
can only be on your side, but be careful. I think he’ll accept the first part,
however, be ready to suffer the consequences of the second component—and for the
record, if he’s looking to bring you to court, I won’t say no to represent
him.”
“You’re
