Ollie had to admit it was rather attractive in a glittery, silvery, spangly, I bet the point on that thing's been up a fair few backsides, thereby causing the poor unfortunate victims to be split in half over an unnecessarily long period of time way.
(Apologies for the lurid imagery but remember this is a room in Count Jocular's castle after all. It can't all be fluffy cushions, comfy sofas, and somewhere you'd want to take an elderly relative for a cup of tea and a slice of cake. Not unless you wanted rid of them anyway.
Actually, there's Under Dungeon number three if Nana fancies a day out. That's got an Iron Maiden sporting a beautifully crocheted sampler. It's on the inside).
“You can come out now, love” said Stitches, extending a welcoming hand. He'd already checked it. All the dig
