And who can forget Oxford Mole, a deceased chair stacker from Mimple who, before being found dead in the bath, had been heard to announce, “There's no way electricity can be that dangerous.”
Now, I could conclude this searingly satirical section with some choice phrases uttered by your friends and mine, the politicians, but seeing as everything that every one of them has said since the dawn of time is stupid to the point of being barely believable, we'll take it as a given that they're out in front in the nonsensical statement business, although that fact is slightly skewed in that they do have a head start on virtually everybody else. They're all morons.
“Come on then, little one,” cooed the Professor, who then proceeded to make kissy wissy noises. “Into the jar there's a good boy.”
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