Skullenia, secluded vestige of the paranormal, welcoming oasis to the dispossessed, the misunderstood, the outcast, and the unwanted, and sanctuary to those that would normally be shunned and mocked by everyday society, was dying.
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Count Jocular, much like Egon before him, was annoyed.
Incredibly annoyed.
Actually, and to give his current frame of mind its proper status, he was way beyond incredibly annoyed, becoming increasingly annoyed by the nanosecond, and quickly reaching a level of rage that usually resulted in prolonged, painful, and extremely messy deaths, cruelty and maiming to anything that drew breath, and sitting in his favourite chair and having a bit of a sulk whilst flicking rolled up pieces of paper into a bin.
So, why was the all-powerful vampire lord having a bi
