“And in other news, a man with relations to the Hundas Puerto Rican Cartel was arrested yesterday after he was caught trying to cash a check for––and get this––one gajillion dollars. More of this story tonight at 9 P.M. Central.”
I quickly turn off the new 40-inch TV Ryan delivered to my office before I start laughing out loud. My small office isn’t soundproofed, and I’d die of embarrassment if one of the execs would reprimand me for being too noisy.
The massive monitor barely fits on my left wall, and I had to remove a couple of chairs and sofas out of the way, but Ryan insisted so much on the letter that came along with the package that I needed to install this to ‘make me forget about the horrible incident.’
Well, you mentioning it in
