The nerd is a badass

Son of an octopus

Well I didn't introduce myself. I am

Angel Louis Johnson. I am famous for

my 'pranks' about which everybody

knows but nobody knows.

They see it as a prank.

I see it as a revenge. Cause nothing

happens without a reason.

You must be wondering what did

that poor principal of mine did to

deserve such an honor.

**flashback**

I HATE MONDAYSSSSS. How can

the school be so heartless. How can

they do this... How can they.... How

can they give me maths on my first

period?!? That too on a MONDAY. If I

met the guy who made my schedule

I would happily strangle him to d....

"Shit..fuck"

I looked down at my books on the

floor.....and then at the asshole who

bumped into me.

How dare he run away without

saying a sorry.

He ain't getting away with this.

So I went into the cafeteria where I

last saw him.

Where the hell did he disappear? I

was about to turn and leave but then

I realized the cafeteria wasn't empty

like it should be, as the warning bell

for the first period has already rung.

There were the three Barbie girls

sorry... sluts of our school cornering

the new girl who joined this week.

The leading slut AKA Sasha, was

about to pour a plate of spaghetti on

her when I grabbed her fake blonde

hair from behind and yanked her

head backwards. She wimpered in

pain

When she was leaning her body on

mine I released her hair and moved

sideways from my place so she fell

backwards. Ha take that w***e.

"Bitc... "she was about to say but

I cut her off "Keep that dumpster

shut",

Thelped the new girl up. I twisted the

sluts hand and pulled her up with

myself too. I dragged her with myself

to the principal's office.

BANG! Damn it's hard to open a door

with your legs.

When I entered, Mr Adam were

looking at me with a dumbfounded

expression. Well I don't blame him.

Who would expect someone to enter

like that but whatever....

I pushed the b***h towards the desk

lightly. I gave the new girl whose

name was Shelon a look which

meant to carry on. She told the

principal about everything. To which

the principal kept a blank face.

He cleared his throat--"So, according

to what I have heard there is only

one one person who deserves a

punishment..."and that's Miss Johnson" Wait... Whatt??

I looked at him with a confused

look. "Miss Johnson, I guess you do

understand that beating someone

up like that is a serious thing." Wait,

I just pulled her hair and made her

fall. THAT'S IT! Wait I am getting it

now he is favouring Sasha. "All right

sir, I get it I deserve punishment. But

what Sasha did was physical bullying. So she deserves a punishment

too."

"No arguments Miss Johnson. What

I said is final and according to this

you are suspended for a week. And

I want all of you to dismiss except

Shelon." He was giving Shelon a

weird look and I had a bad feeling so

I said. "Sir, Shelon has some work in

the library right now.."

Shelon's once anger covered face

became confused when she looked at

me. I simply nodded.

"I will give her a pass" Mr. Adam said

in a tone which meant no arguing.

But it's me. So I opened my mouth

to argue but was cut off by Shelon

"Okay sir" She assuringly nodded at

me. I gave a an unsure look but left

the room.

I was waiting ourside for her when

Sasha approached me. "You really

thought uncle would punish me?"

What? Adam was his uncle? Well

that explains the partiality "Go ahead

if you want your plastic face broken"

She visibally shuddered at my cold

statement. I love it when I have such

an effect on people. She glared at me

timidly and left. Ha! you scare me

s00000 much...

After like 5 mins Shelon came out

with a blank face deprived of any

emotion.

"What happened" I asked her. "Come

with me" so I went.

She took me to the bleachers which

were empty and told me what

exactly happened inside. "Whatt?,

That son of an octopus.... I'll freaking

kill him now" I turned to go for

the office but Shelon stopped me.

"Beating him up won't solved the

problem. Deep revenge will." She

told me. Wow.. I finally found

someone exactly like me... revenge

lover.

I gave her a mischievous look.

"That's right" If you are wondering

what he did, well, he tried to

freaking kiss her inside. I'll teach

him how to respect women....