38 Johnny Angel – Shelly Fabares After breakfast and a cigarette out in the garden, I pulled on a baseball cap, turned up my collar, and went shopping. There was a small branch of my mobile provider on Norwood Road, and after just a few minutes, I left with a brand new, latest model telephone with a brand new number. It was too early for the Standard to check out the coverage of last evening’s adventure, so I headed back to Madge’s. On the way, I heard someone shout, ‘Mr Sharman’. So much for my disguise. I turned slowly, fearing the worst, and was relieved to see it was only a bloke called Gabriel, the main man in our local neighbourhood watch. He was a right pain in the arse. Short, with a typical Napoleon complex, and I always thought he probably wore lifts in his shoes. He was abou

