21 Tea For Two – Frank Sinatra/Art Tatum A few minutes later she came back empty-handed. A kitchen crisis, I thought. Tea’s off. ‘You can help me now,’ she said. ‘This way.’ I got up and followed her back into the house. What I’d taken for a cupboard door in one wall was now open, and she leant in and gave something a tug, and with a mechanical whirr a box appeared in the opening complete with two trays. One full of plates of sandwiches, scones with cream and jam, and a Victoria sponge on a dish, the other with a teapot, complete with cosy. ‘A dumb waiter,’ I said. ‘You don’t see those every day.’ ‘No. Come on, grab a tray.’ I did as I was told and we parked the trays on the table outside. Madge played mother with the tea in china cups, milk and sugar for me, lemon for her. The san

