Chapter 5It wasn’t so long ago—July of 2012 to be exact, a mere fourteen months prior—that Milo “Booger” Fisher’s biological father, Kale Omlet, had been embroiled in an Olympic scandal in London during the Games. Owner of a tabloid website and purveyor of celebrity gossip and innuendo in the UK, Omlet had tried to out Olympic gymnast Ben Thornton by obtaining and promising to post a video of the future gold medalist in the throes of gay s*x. The guy was no Bobby Fischer! No Eddie Fisher, either. According to what Tom Alan had read online so far, it seemed he was a real jerk.
Milo Fisher, who was born Milo Tomleton but had used the nickname and his stepfather’s surname for most of his life, hadn’t exactly been close to his old man, even before Omlet had changed his last name to the dopey
