I lost at chess to Roy at lunch.
“Can I ask you a question?”
“Have at it,” Roy said.
“What would you think if a woman kissed you out of the blue?” I asked Roy.
“You mean now, married and everything?”
“No. Before you were married,” I said.
“If she kissed me without my having made any kind of move, I’d say she likes me. Maybe hot to trot. Some women are wild. But it’s tricky. If she’s younger, then she may just want to kiss, and nothing else. She might want to see if you’re a good kisser. If she’s older, she may want to see your reaction. If you back away, she might not try it again. If you try kissing her too much or too fast, she might throw up.”
“Really?”
“Women don’t like kissing a guy who doesn’t know how to kiss,” said Roy.
“What if you just sort of kissed her back, but not r
