THE CEREMONY WENT OFF without a hitch. Once they'd gotten over the collective moment of holding their breath when the minister asked if anyone present knew of any reason the pair should not be married, it was all downhill.
Afterward, the happy couple strode back down the aisle hand-in-hand, smiling and kissing along the way. It was all very cutesy and sickening to Logan. He started forward, intending to offer some form of congratulations – he could be grown up about this, on the outside, at least – when a short, round woman shoved him aside, where he landed on his ass with a soft thud, the hard wood of the pew bruising his behind.
“Harry,” she gushed. “Marie. What a wonderful couple you are. Allow me to offer my congratulations to you both on this magnificent day!”
“Are you okay?”
