What could be most illogical knowing your husband has an equipped gun in the room with him? The startling aspect was that I was married to him going to a year and I don't know my husband as a pistol with him...
So this as being occurring on my nose under the same roof as me...
... I turned on the speed of the vehicle, exceeding the above kmph that should be driven on the road in that area.
“Or could my husband be an assassin!...” I said still on speed
woo-woo-woo-woo-woo
“Darn it!” I said hitting the car horn
Beep!!!
“Why are the cops following me... What have I done again” I said still on my speed rate.
“is the police department!...”
“OMG!”
I slowed down driving gently and then stopped. A police officer walked up to me and knock on my car door glass.
“How weird,” I said to myself sliding the car door glass down
“Ma, can you follow us to the station? We have a few questions to ask you” A cob said.
“Why not here? Am in a hurry” I said with a killer glare.
“Umm... You can ask all your questions while you are at the station so right now just do as you are told to” The cob said and then talked to his Walker Talkie
“Like Seriously!?” I mumbled following the police vehicle slowly...
“So ma,” he said and stopped looking for something on his file cabinet. He sighed and proceeded “So, we caught you on the CCTV camera footage...”
“So, ”
“So, could you explain why you were driving above the speed limit applicable in that area” The police officer explained.
“Well, I got many things on my head and I didn't know I was on speed, it fled my mind and I didn't also see the notice board or traffic rules” I explained also.
“Hahaha... You don't say such trash... You will just have to serve for a couple of days or months” The cob said heaving a handcuff from this waist collar...
“Darn! Am not a criminal, why are you handcuffing me!? ” I started yelling
Since I was born I've never been to jail and this won't make it the first time. I don't wanna know or have the feeling of a jail life
“What sort of a police cell is this? You can't just arrest me for some sort of easy crime... Just for speed? ” I said yelling.
“You are making a scene out of nothing... Yunno shouting won't stop or ease the problem right now just calm down and if you have anything else that's important just call your lawyer” the officer said winking as he unlocked the handcuff from my wrist, bolting and locking the prison gate
“f**k!. What sort of useless country is this? There just do as they feel and do as they want not even knowing how the city would feel” I said.
“Yunno, that can also put you in another mess right now,” A prisoner said.
“Darn it!” I said hitting the metal gate “Get me out of here... You don't know what you've just gotten yourself into!” I said still yelling.
“That won't also help... You don't have to spend all your energy on what doesn't count” the prisoner said...
“f**k!” I yelled whining and sobbing as I fell to the ground “I don't belong here” I said
“I'm Evelyn by the way and it seems it should be... It should be your first time ending up in a cell, babe you need to try and put together yourself in every situation you find yourself in” the young lady said.
“Well, ” I said trying to glimpse at the lady's face but I couldn't see because the cell was dark that only limited sun rays penetrated through the tiny holes of the cell, and shaky dim bulbs
“So can we just introduce ourselves before you cause more harm to yourself and pay for more damage... Am Evelyn like I said earlier, so what brought you to this place” Evelyn said.
“Well, nothing serious, was just above the speed limit” I sighed “just hate it here...”
Evelyn slightly laughed “Yunno, this is a civilized country and that's... Anyways I was just” she breathe heavily and then continued “I killed my husband... I know it sounds weird and I couldn't have said this but”
“But what... That a jail for a lifetime you know? why did you even have to do that” I said
“Well, I caught my husband cheating with my best friend on my matrimonial bed... I know it sucks but it was out of depression and the love I had for him was too much that I had to kill him” Evelyn said as she burst into tears.
“That's ridiculous... I mean how will a man cheat on his wife's friend, not just with her friend but with best friends... Men are the best cheaters in the world you know? Just hate men feeling to pay all men for their infidelity... It's just too bad” I said with the bad feeling that is also a part of it...
“Like yunno, you don't have to pay evil for evil and also not all men are the same like there can still some men that are still faithful to their wife... I mean even like ten percent of men” She said.
“umm, so what about your friend... Like I mean your best friend who you caught cheating with your husband?” I asked.
“Well, she ran away immediately I killed my husband and since then I couldn't reach her, she has even evacuated from her apartment and also changed her line,” I said sighing “Like I also miss her”
“Really? After all, she did to you?” I said laughing “I would rather cut off her p***y and leave my husband be if he's good in bed”
We both laughed uncontrollably
“so you are the s*x type,” She said walking close to the gate...
I could now see her face.
“hahaha... And I also love men who are also freaky on the bed” I said kissing my teeth
“Ohh, and you must have a hot dude who's good on bed and can satisfy your s*x huge... So come to think of it, are you married or do you just have a s*x partner” she said.
“Umm...” I sighed and then said to my heart “so what should I tell her now” I bit my fingernails.
“Elizabeth!” a police officer yelled
“That's me, ” I stood up
“Seems, you are going to be set free today,” Evelyn said
“Only hope if it also what am thinking,” I said
“Good luck!” She said
I walked out of the cell...
“Damien, ” I said on seeing my husband walking around troubled
“Honey... I came here as soon as I got the call that you were here, why were you driving so rough” He said holding me by my shoulders “So, ... Hope nothing happened to you and...”
I sobbed “babe, that place was awful... You wouldn't even want your worst enemies landing up in there” I cried clearing my years off my cheek
“What! Do you know I can make you lose your jobs!! How dare you have my wife other your custody, don't you know who am I?” Damien yelled.
“We are sorry, I mean, I don't know she was your wife sir,” A police officer said.
“then how did you manage to call me that my darn wife is here huh? Let me Call the commander! This need to stop!” He continued yelling.
“We are sorry, it won't happen again,” Another police officer said
“I mean!!!” I interrupted Damien shutting him up as I put my hands on his lip and my other on his shoulder.
“Imagine! I paid the entire stations in this country massively and you see the mess they've gotten you into ”
“It's okay, just let it go, babe, ... So can we just go home? I mean am so tired right now, I'd think I need to go take some rest” I said touching his cheek romantically as we both proceeded to the car...