Chapter 7Someone was shouting from very far away, at least it sounded far away, fuzzy. And there was another noise, some sort of wolf howling, where the f**k was I?
“Do you hear me?! You f*****g asshole! You almost killed my dog!”
I blinked and I was on my front lawn and Janine was yelling at me at the top of her lungs.
“Wait, what?” was all I could say. I had heard about this. Coming to in the midst of a blackout. It had never happened to me before, and I thought it was funny.
“What, what about the dog?” I started giggling.
“What the f**k is wrong with you?!”
I was still laughing. “Um, I’m sorry baby. You’re going to have to forgive me, it seems I’ve just arrived,” I slurred.
I was so busy entertaining myself I didn’t realize she had walked away from me. There was a commotion and I
