“To lose one’s cherry” rings a bell. Lemuel wonders where he could have come across the expression. Certainly not in his lost Royal Canadian Air Force Exercise Manual. Nor does it sound like the kind of thing King James would have come up with in 1611. Which narrows it down to Raymond Chandler and Playboy. Lemuel’s intuition tells him Playboy is the more likely suspect, which suggests that losing one’s cherry has s****l implications. But what exactly did the Rebbe lose when he lost his cherry while Ravel’s “Valses Nobles et Sentimentales” was playing on the radio? Having lost this cherry of his, did the Rebbe then replace it with another cherry? In America the Beautiful people cried over spilt milk (an expression Lemuel picked up from Dwayne when they we

