a waste of timeTHE COP STILL HAD his flashlight aimed at Jen’s bare crotch as she rushed to get dressed in the backseat of Laurie’s car. Her eyes were fixed at the rain-splashed view from the window of Laurie, who was talking to the other officer in front of their patrol vehicle. Jen gave the uniformed voyeur a long, hard look until he finally left to join the other cop. “Holy f**k,” she said under her breath as she pulled her jeans up, only to realize she had forgotten to put her underwear back on. “s**t!” She felt around frantically for it, absently flipping on the light switch and causing the officers to look her way. She turned it off and found that she had been sitting on them all along. As she slipped into her damp, soiled panties, she thought about whether the University Police w

