7 Pigskins and PerpsLTSU's season opener was an even bigger deal than Jonah thought. “What is so important about this game?” he asked Terrence the morning of. “It's not like it's homecoming, or a playoff or something. So what's the big deal?” Terrence looked at him like there was still so much he needed to learn about the world. “One, it's Culvy Smits College, and they may as well be the spawn of hell down here. Two, the last time LTSU played them, Culvy Smits won by a point, compliments of a twenty-six yard kick that Aunt Monica could have made. Three, everyone is anxious to see how they will do since their ace QB has gone for greener pastures in New Mexico, which is ironic, seeing as it's desert.” Raymond, who'd overheard all of that, snickered. “That was good, Terrence, and all tru

