“Or maybe it’s just because you’re naked and sexy. Bird’s a horn-dog.”
After his big show, Sam flew off for the potted tree.
“So?” Chad opened his eyes.
Tucker smiled. “I think he deemed you worthy.”
Chad swallowed, obviously relieved to have the bird with the sharp beak off of his shoulder. “Maybe he knows I love you, too. Like he does.”
Tucker stood.
“Oh. Should I not have said that?”
Tucker held out a claw. “Let’s move to the blanket.”
Chad rose and took it. “Tell me more about the first time you jerked off with them.”
“You’re a horn-dog too. Well, I have it easier than Captain Hook, right?”
Chad barked out a laugh. He nearly fell over as he sat.
“That line never fails. I’ve used it on Mack once or twice, about picking my nose, never about masturbation.” Once they had settled
