Breaking and Entering Pt. 3

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I blushed, “I just embarrassed myself in front of your entire family.” Preston disagreed, “You didn’t. Melanie was so proud of you guys and I was too. I would prefer it if you didn’t JUMP off the twenty foot fence, but you were trying to stop Remi.” I snorted, “You saw us the whole time?!” Preston smirked, “There was a whole table and timeline about how you’d probably come here. I was going to come get you, but Melanie said you and Remi should bond.” I grinned, “Drunk Melanie really likes talking about bonding, doesn’t she?” Preston said, “Drunk Melanie talks about a lot of things.” I asked, “Will she be ok being drunk this long?” Preston laughed, “She’s fine and having fun. Wear a swimsuit under whatever you pick.” I quickly put my bag down and went out to where my nook or I guess nest was. I quickly tucked the blanket in and moved some things around then nodded. It was perfect and that made me settle. I picked a black, technically, one piece swim suit. It has massive cutouts on the side but it was cute. I picked a cream definitely see through the tunic top that tied in the front and walked out. Preston pinned me against the wall. I teased, “Someone is wound up.” Preston snorted, “You have no idea.” I dropped to my knees. Preston growled as I tugged his swim trunks down. I looked up into his eyes as I took him into my mouth. His eyes rolled back and he groaned. I sucked him into my mouth like a vacuum with more pressure than normal. Preston slapped the wall, “f**k!” I kept going like that and played with his ball. Preston came with a loud roar as I swallowed him all down. Preston yanked me off my feet and slammed his lips on me. Julian called, “Brother, the floating campfire is ready.” Preston grumbled, “It could be ready in a few more minutes.” We walked downstairs where literally all his siblings were. I asked, “Your parents didn’t come?” Preston said, “My mom’s pregnant with twins and my dad’s a bit protective.” I asked, “Why? She’s clearly had several groups of twins before.” Preston laughed, “She’s pregnant with twin girls.” I stared at him wondering if that answered the question. Melanie said, “It’s a whole…sexist deal….Eric’s getting a moat.” I spit out the drink I was just handed. Zazzy padded along behind me. I said, “Ok, this is the cutest pet ever.” Preston grinned, “I’ve heard.” Melanie said, “Ocelots…are actually a very good pet…for people like us…with access to land…and places for them to hunt…and roam. They are very loyal.” I snorted, “As opposed to other pets.” Melanie grumbled, “People have snakes…as pets…and they aren’t loyal.” We walked outside and actually gaped at the massive floating sofa, firepit, and tarp that made it look like a tent. Melanie squealed and ran on with her husband right behind her making sure she didn’t fall in. Melanie squealed, “SMORES!” I asked, “Has she never made smores?” Preston admitted, “I have no idea.” Melanie giggled, “The chocolate is an aphrodisiac…just so everyone knows.” Alexander nuzzled her neck. Remi whispered, “I love her. She found aphrodisiac chocolate.” I asked, “So, Melanie, where does one get an Ocelot?” Melanie answered, “Uhhh several places…..Zazzy came from Argentina….northern Argentina…to be specific.” I turned to Preston, “You ordered a pet for me from Argentina.” Melanie snorted, “No.. we went to get it. Well…he came so I could get some for K and H’s smooshes.” I admitted, “I have no idea what smooshes are.” Julian offered, “Our cousin Hastein’s wife is Kingsley and she gave birth. The Smooshes are their kids.” I shouted, “SIX?! You missed that your cousin's wife was pregnant with six kids?” Melanie cooed, “And they are….SO CUTE! Atlas…is my godson. I CALLED IT! DIBS!” Remi covered her mouth. I asked, “Did H and K agree?” Melanie nodded, “Oh yeah.. I’m already killing the godmother game…I got him an Ocelot named Lucifi.” I gasped, “That’s an amazing name!” Remi choked on her drink. Melanie nudged her husband, “See? They should’ve been Lucifi the first, second third…” I cut her off, “I think as a solo name it’s good.” Melanie grinned, “Lucifi the man said I could call him that too.” There was a man named Lucifer that she knew. Elise said Melanie’s name as a warning, “Melanie.” Melanie grinned, “Say… Piper… can you do me a favor? You and Remi…I’d say Karl…but I already made him do it.” I laughed, “What do you need me to do?” Melanie handed me a piece of paper, “Read this?” I asked, “That’s it?” Melanie nodded. I shrugged and read, “I hereby denounce any Angel but the Fallen King’s protection that he grants and from now to forevermore never want a non-Fallen’s help.” A wind whipped out of nowhere and put the fire out then swirled with gold, red, pink and white before it flickered back to life. I asked, “What the f**k just happened?” Melanie giggled, “My friend Paige is very into Witchcraft…and she wrote that….for me…because I asked.” I whispered to Preston, “I think her friend is actually a Witch.” Preston hummed, which told me I was right. Elise groaned, “Melanie.” Remi snatched the paper and said it next. Melanie bobbed her head, “Ok.. see? I’m helping… so much help… someone is upset about this…I just know it…now the baddies have ZERO chance… yes I said ZERO! Me... and Lucifi are on it.” I asked, “The ocelot?” Melanie waved, “No…Lucifi the ocelot guards Atlas…I mean Lucifi the man.” Alexander swooped in to kiss her. An alert went off on Melanie’s watch. That was the same as my watch. In fact, everyone here had that watch. I asked, “Melanie, did you give Remi and I those watches?” Melanie answered, “Uh huh…one second…ohhh IN YOUR FACE! Team Melanie and LUCIFI! Xander…they are trying to ruin bonding time!” Melanie honest to god made a pouting face that several of us actually laughed at. Alexander’s eyes blazed gold and he assured her, “EJ, Preston and I will go take care of it ok. They won’t ruin bonding time. Ok?” Melanie beamed, “I know you’d…handle… I mean I could too…but apparently I’m too murder-y.” Alexander laughed and kissed the top of her head. The ten sofa floating contraption had moved back to the dock and EJ and Alexander got off. Preston said, “I’ll be right back. Karl, let’s go.” Karl squeezed Remi’s hand and he got off. Then we were back in and floated off on the lake. Melanie hummed, “It’s too quiet…why?” I replied, “Maybe because you are talking about benign murder-y.” Melanie nodded, “I am…but it’s the right call.” I busted up laughing, “Don’t commit crimes, you’ll get caught.” Several people snorted. Melanie laughed, “False…I have never been caught…no one could ever prove anything against me … that I didn’t want them to.” I admitted, “I actually believe that.” Remi said, “So, can we wear black out with you sometime, Melanie?” Several people shouted, “NO!” Melanie squealed “Really? Yes…that sounds fun… us three.. Val…and Anastasia….they are my yes girls….other people say no…not them.” Elise groaned. Remi waved, “I am SO a yes girl. I’m on the team. I’ll sit beside you in jail going it was fun though. That’s who I am. You’ve seen the essence of my soul.” We made smores and laughed. Eventually, we docked and got into the giant hot tub. I was looking for Preston. Melanie said, “He’ll be back…in five to ten minutes.” I took off my cover. William said, “So, how are you doing?” I shrugged, “I feel closer to normal around you guys. Which is strange, but I don’t really care.” Anastasia replied, “It’s not strange.” I snorted, “Drunk fish Melanie over there is talking about basically being a big brother and killing people. No part of me is like ‘hey, that’s weird.’ I just accept it like yeah that tracks. So, it’s not normal but I’m getting the sense none of them really are.” I needed another therapy session with Haley immediately. Melanie appeared, “Normal is boring….our mates think so…and that…” Elise shouted, “MELANIE JANE!” Melanie asked, “What?” I snorted, “You went Aussie on us.” Valentina said, “Here’s a drink, Mel.” Melanie squealed, “A DRINK! YAY!” I laughed, “She’s hilarious. Her poor hangover.” Anastasia hummed, “She does not get them.” I gasped, “That’s an amazing super power.” Remi said, “You don’t get hangovers.” I reasoned, “I did that one time.” Remi stared at me. I blanked, “I know that! We got super drunk because…” I trailed off and gasped, “Because I had to leave and we didn’t get to do the senior year list!” Remi grinned, “That’s right.” I settled into the hot tub with a massive smile on my face, my memory was coming back. In a weird way that had not been how I thought it would return, but it was still getting there. Join my f A c E b O o K group The Ribbon Novels for more fun times and learning where to get a daily does of this universe. The coach was where Piper and Remi were like wait, what? Piper remembers saving the little boy and using her powers. Piper even got to talk to melanie. She understands that Sora is important and it's ok to cry about not being able to reach her. They are getting very invested in their mob book ;) Join my F b group to get info on where the book they are reading is. More berbalang's were found and offed. Piper has a car now! She was saved by Mike's wolf (if that wasn't clear) When she went to go talk to her mom. Jessnia was there and ready though. It's time to break and enter into Melanie's date place. Did you actually think they were pulling it off? Piper has an ocelot! Her blanket is safetly in her nest and it's re-arragned. Now we get to find out who tried to upset Drunk Melanie and thwart bonding time. Something tells me the group of men that left to handle that are going to take that SO well. :) I kid. They will be very dramatic about it. More drunk Melanie is coming your way because Preston was outside at the parade.
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