When Scott entered the cell, Cairn was on the floor doing push-ups. He wasn't breathing hard; maybe he'd just gotten started.
"Sol!" He barked out the word between reps. "Funny meeting...you here."
Scott sat down on the antigrav chair and placed the tablet on his lap. "What can I say?" He switched on the tablet and pointed the wand at Cairn. "I missed you."
"Plus you need to...run a medical exam...on me." Cairn smirked up at him. "Hence the...diagnostic wand."
"Nah," said Scott as the first test procedure booted up on the tablet. "This is our new Red Deprogrammer device. Guaranteed to change a Red into a Commonwealther at the press of a button."
"I'm starting to feel...more corrupt...and more boring...already." Cairn laughed as he continued his push-ups.
"So what've you be
