As much as I’d like to tell you about the next two nights, one day that we spent locked up in our bedroom, calling it a honeymoon… I don’t have the time. I will tell you that it was the most fun that I have ever had in my life. It wasn’t even all s*x. There was snuggling, and talking. We hung out, and had long luxurious baths together, and yes. We also had a lot of s*x, accidently set the place on fire six times, and then there was that thing where I’d caused a tiny little blizzard and we’d had to stop to defrost the room, but now it was time to pull our clothes back on and rejoin socitey. Much to our mutual disgust, we would have been more than happy to extend our stay to at least a week. I was pouting, and Ivy… Well, Ivy was finding things to pick at because she really didn’t want to go

