“I need you to jerk off onto this.”
Maith stiffened, and not in a good way. “You know I don’t swing that way.”
“I know you have your pride, Maith, but it’s for a good cause.”
“Your orchard and family pride isn’t a good cause.”
“It’s to save the life of the boy that you want to fuck.”
Giving me a sidelong glance he considered the platter. “And you promise that he’ll f**k me?”
“I made no such promise!”
“You certainly did!”
“I most certainly did not! I wouldn’t prostitute out someone else, not without their permission.”
“Then I’m not going to jerk off for you!”
I sighed. It shouldn't be this difficult.
“I’ll do what I can. But you need to save his life first,” I informed him. “I’m positive he’s the sort of boy who would be happy to have s*x with an elf because no one he knows is go
