CHAPTER 19 BRUCE Between “sit” and the gushing feedback from my staff about how “friendly” Colossus was when they saw him today, my chest fills with pride. I also feel kind of dumb because this is my dog learning basic dog niceties, not my son graduating c*m laude. Realizing I’m still petting the dog in front of Lilly and that she might disapprove of that for some dog trainer reason, I rise to my feet. Hmm. She is looking at me strangely, but I don’t know if that’s condemnation or something else. “Would you like to take a break?” I ask. She c***s her head, a mannerism she no doubt learned from one of her fluffy students. “From what?” “From him.” I point down. Her eyebrows come alive and meet in the middle of her forehead. “Why?” I suppress another wave of irritation. First, she’s

