I’m in the sitting room of Jessica’s and I apartment. She had just gotten back from the longest vacation I have ever seen anyone take.
“Where’s she!!!!!!????!!!!!!” Maggie shouts and she runs into the house happily.
“Mags!!!!” Jessica shouted and got up. They get into a big long hug, screaming like banshees.
“I didn’t get this much enthusiasm when you saw me, Jess.” I speak like a baby.
“Oh don’t do that Oz, you know I am happy to see you but I’m happier to see Mags,” she says and we all burst into laughter.
“What the hell does Jamie f*****g sanders have that we don’t that warranted you to leave us for so long?” Maggie sulked.
“You asking that question, seems a little dumb” I say as I scroll through my i********: feed.
“Duh…why are you so boring, Ixora?” She asks and pouts.
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