Five minutes later we pull up behind his parked car, and we can see him slumped in the front seat. We both get out to run up to the car.
“Thank God you’re here,” he splutters when he sees her. Then he sees me, and his face falls.
“It’s all right. This is Emily,” she says. “What happened?”
He points at her and me. “Do not tell a soul.”
“What?”
He gets out of the car, and we both look down. He has a huge erection.
“What the f**k?” Molly gasps.
“I have a Tinder date tonight, so I took a Viagra, but it didn’t seem to work, so I took another two.”
I put my hands over my mouth in horror.
Molly’s eyes widen. “You took three Viagra?”
He nods, his erection nearly splitting his pants.
“You are the stupidest f*****g man I’ve ever known.”
“Without a doubt.” He winces. He goes to move and t
