“What’s funny?” he barks. “Nothing about this situation is funny, Emily.” He turns the page and then turns it again and then again. We both frown as we stare at it. “Okay, I see now.” “You do?” I ask hopefully. “No. I don’t. We find a hotel.” “Jameson,” I plead. “I wanted to do something with you that you’ve never done with an ex-girlfriend. I just wanted us to do this first together. Will you just humor me, please?” He exhales heavily. I take his hands in mine. “I know this isn’t what you’re used to, but I wanted to take you out of your comfort zone. I really want to do this—it’s important to me. This is how uncomfortable I feel in your fancy apartment.” “Not possible.” His eyes hold mine, and then he exhales in defeat. “Fine.” He begins to study the directions again; the light is

