Hi, I booked you a massage with a physio. They will be at your place at seven. Hope this suits your plans. FB xoxoxo A few moments later, a reply bounces back. Dear sss, Please define “they.” J xx I roll my eyes. I knew this was coming. Dear Mr. J, They . . . aka . . . male physiotherapist professional, nonsexual-act-performing masseuse. Specializes in back treatment and hella expensive. FB xoxoxo I wait for a few moments, and a reply bounces back. FB, Fine, can you let them into my apartment, please? I’ll have Alan pick you up at seven. I’ll meet you there, maybe fifteen minutes late. J xox I smile broadly as hope blooms in my chest. I write back. Are we seeing each other tonight? He replies. Yes. I’m away for the week next week, therefore, I’m taking next week’s mee

