2 The bookbinder The manifesto of the order of the rascals. An old oak, a stupid, baron boar, a knight of heavenly duty, be a chorale for me, be a ward for me, be a witness for me, be a witness for all of us. Now and ever and fresh and closely, closely grouped and obese, be a witness for us. And sonorously still. Still I announce the manifesto. So now, the manifesto. ‘Don’t be a rat.’ ‘Live on cold foods without liquids secretly on the sly.’ ‘Don’t piss whatever happens.’ ‘Don’t f**k a beautiful girl before me.’ ‘Don’t be a rat, 2’ Because it’s said; forgive everything and forgive all. But a rat is a battle. And if a rascal is a rat, yes, he wanks in loneliness and forgetting. Such was the manifesto of the scoundrel form the 2nd of November 1945. Later we changed the editorship,

