š "Iām Yam"
Iām Yam. Donāt ask about the nameāitās pointless. Not exotic or poetic, and certainly not short for āyummy.ā More like āyamotāāfateās way of saying itās annoyed I exist. Iām 24 years old and five-foot-three of sarcastic, tan, semi-delusional energy. Some say Iām weird. I say weird is giving me too much credit.
Now, letās skip the intro. You donāt need a full resume for what happened that night.
It was 10pm. I was trudging through Eskineta Madilim Streetāa narrow back-alley with zero lights and infinite bad vibes. If purgatory had an address, this would be it. The shadows hung heavy like regret. This wasnāt your average creepy place. This was ādonāt breathe too loud or you might summon somethingā territory.
I was halfway through the alley when I heard it.
āHelp...ā
Cue goosebumps. It wasnāt loud, but it reverberated like a whisper inside a coffin. I froze for a millisecond, decided ghosts probably werenāt real, and kept walking.
āHelp, I said! You son of aāā
Whoa. Did this ghost just curse at me?
Thatās new.
Youād think a wandering soul would be polite while begging for salvation. Not this one. Rude.
I stopped and scanned the area. Nothing. I whispered to myself, āI swear Iām not high... why am I hearing voices like Iām chasing dragons?ā
I picked up my pace. Fast. My nerves? Shot.
āHey!!! Where do you think youāre going?! I said HELP ME, asshole!!ā
Okay. Pause. Was the ghost... speaking English now?
Asshole???
Who taught the spirit modern slang? Was it watching Netflix in the afterlife?
āDamn it, ghost! Shut it and follow the light already!ā I shouted, full Pinoy sass.
Dogs howled in protest like theyād just witnessed paranormal disrespect.
Then came a response I didnāt expect.
āWhat light? Thereās no freaking light here, man! Look UP! Iām hanging here!ā
I looked.
Andāno lieāit was like laundry on a line. But instead of shirts, it was a dude. His legs were looped through wire like spaghetti gone rogue. The rest of him hung upside-down, head dangerously close to cracking against concrete.
āWhat the hell are you doing up there?ā I gasped.
āSave the questions. Just get me down, please!ā
He was desperateābut also kind of... absurd?
Still, I hunted around for something to stand on. Found a crate. Lifted him down with more sweat than strength.
He landed clumsily, then straightened himself.
āThanks, bro. Thought I was a goner.ā
āGoner from hanging like someoneās sock? Chill. The sun wouldāve found you in a few hours,ā I replied.
Alsoāābroā?
Weāre bro-ing now?
āAnyway, howād you get up there?ā I asked, eyeing him now that he was upright.
Andāwoah.
Eyes: sharp and deep
Nose: sculpted
Lips: slightly chapped, probably kissable
Stubble: hello, rugged vibe
Hair: soft dishevelled waves
Body: lean but defined
Height: towering over me
Skin tone: glowing like he eats expensive almonds for breakfast
Was this guy the lost child of Aphrodite and Apollo?
Too handsome to be just āsome dude.ā
Before he could speak, he asked, āGot a smoke?ā
āNope, just candy.ā
āThatāll work.ā I handed him a mint. He peeled it and, instead of sucking it like a normal person, chewed it while staring at me.
I blinked. Who chews mint like gum?
āAnyway, Iām Franc.ā He offered his hand.
I hesitated. Then took it. His palm was warmāwarm, not clammy or awkward.
āYam,ā I said. His brows lifted.
āItās not a great name,ā I muttered, pulling my hand back.
āNah, itās cute,ā he replied, flashing a grin with enough charm to power a small island.
āSo... how did you get tangled up there again?ā I asked.
āGot drunk. Some jerks thought itād be funny to string me up like laundry. Woke up swinging from the wires.ā
We both glanced at his former suspension zone.
āYouāve been there this whole time? Thatās cold. Whoever did that has zero soul,ā I said.
He shrugged. We started walking toward the brighter part of town.
Side note: he was really tall. My head barely made it to his chest. I tried not to look directly at himāIād combust from secondhand hotness.
When we reached the sidewalk, the streetlights exposed him in full. He wasnāt just good-lookingāhe was unreal. Celebrity-level, but also... human. I hadnāt seen him in any teleseryes, so he had to be a regular guy. Right?
Then he plopped down on a bench. Looked ready to nap.
āYouāre sleeping here?ā I asked.
āObvious, isnāt it?ā he said, already lying down.
āWhat a snob. Fine, sleep here. Good luck waking up hung like a piƱata again.ā
He didnāt answer. Just shut his eyes like a kid pretending he wasnāt cold or tired. I couldnāt shake the image.
I sighed.
āHey. Wake up. Just crash at my place. Iād feel guilty if you got mugged or floated into another wire trap. Itās nearby anyway.ā
He opened one eye, then stood.
āDo you at least have an electric fan?ā he asked.
Wow. No āthank you.ā Just a request for cooling technology?
Maybe thatās why he got hung up. Too cheeky for public space.
Still... I led the way.
Because lucky for himāIām nice.