Tyrone woke up the next morning to an excruciating pain in his head.
"s**t. My head hurts so bad, Jason"
Jason was up, trying to get his hands on some chemistry textbook.
"Yeah Tyrone. Last night was nuts; you had too much to drink" Jason informed Tyrone, navigating through the piles of unorganized books littered across the room.
"Oh f**k. This is bad" Tyrone said, staring at himself in the mirror
"Yeah it's the best hangover ever, isn't it. I just wouldn't have guessed Tyrone would take alcohol, much less, have a hangover. I'm loving the new Tyrone!" Jason said, enthusiastically.
"Well I don't love the new me, that passes out once I've had a few drinks. I want to be more like you Jason - lady killer, master of alcohol, and what's more. You're awesome man"
"Well, if I was that good,
