I enter the bathroom and am surprised that it looks more like a hotel bathroom than a home. There is a fainting couch and a mirror lined in lights where women are sitting, fixing their lip gloss. I walk in and stroll over to the couch, taking a seat and looking at the women in the mirrors. "This bathroom is lovely." I say out loud. They look over at me and when the realization of who I am hits their face their mouths drop open in surprise. "We are so sorry ma'am, we did not know that you were here. Would you like mirror? We can leave should you want to be alone." Alone? Why would I make them leave the bathroom? That is weird. "No of course not. It just felt like the center of attention out there and wanted to escape to a quiet place out of the public eye. I am not used to all this you know
