The nurse left, saying that she was going to call my doctor. When Dawn had recovered from her shock she pushed me back onto the bed. "Stay," she said. She handed me her purse, then handed me the wallet I had been looking at just a bit ago. "What?" I said. "Look at your driver's license, and look at mine." There was a crapload of stuff in her purse. What is it with women, anyway? I found her wallet and opened it up and looked back and forth between the licenses. "We live together?" I said. She sat down next to me and put her arm around me. "Johnny, I'm your niece. Don't you remember me?" I stared at her face, willing the memories to come forward. Nothing. Then I realized something. "s**t," I said, and tried to move back under the sheet. She just held onto me. "What? Johnny, what's

