In the morning, before driving to the beach, I asked Elena to show me her swimsuits. She had only one - A one-piece, old-fashioned gray swimsuit. I glanced at it and blurted, "On my dead body."
Elena giggled, "What's wrong with it?"
"It's ugly. With a body like yours, you need to have a nice bikini."
"Do I need to remind you I am 40?"
"Darling, the chronologic age does not matter. The question is whether you have a body for a bikini, and you definitely have!"
"What do you suggest?"
"On our way, we stop at a*****e that sells swimsuits, and I'll choose one for you."
"Honey, if I give you a free hand, you'll make me wear a very skimpy one."
"With your perfect body, I should have done it. However, you'll try it in the store, and together, we'll compromise on a nice one."
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