I turned into my driveway and parked next to Mary Beth's car. I had called her and told her what happened and that I'd be bringing Dawn home with me. She had the key to my place and used it to get in and make us some coffee and breakfast.
"Mary Beth, this is my niece Dawn. Dawn, this is Mary Beth, my lesbian girlfriend." Dawn stared at me while Mary Beth choked on her coffee.
"Funny," she said when she'd recovered. "And now that I think about it, kind of true. If I were straight I think I'd be all over you, Johnny. We have all the parts of the relationship going except sex."
Dawn was looking at us wide-eyed.
"Mary Beth is my duplex neighbor," I said. "We get along really well. I'd have s*x with her, too, but I apparently don't have the right equipment for it." I looked at the table Mar
